Everything becomes magnified at night. Sounds travel in a different way, it's dark, and everything seems far more spooky.

I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it more important for them to be organised, or to have their dinner, do you know what I mean?

Punk allowed women to stop looking feminine. Oh, the relief.

I think a lot of women are incredibly tough and they're just really admirable. Especially the way that, given what they've got, they just manage to carry on.

Television provokes strong opinions, and sometimes we try a bit too hard to appeal to everyone.

The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife.

I often tell audiences at the start of my shows that I'm not gay because I've got petitions from lesbian groups saying 'Can you tell people you're heterosexual because you're giving us a bad name.'