Does anyone really go into nursing intending to be apathetic, cold and removed from suffering? I find that very difficult to believe.

There's something people do to you when they bully you that makes you feel like you're on your own. But don't keep things inside, it's really damaging if you do.

There are problems with nursing - such as the issue of nurses all having to do degrees these days. But that doesn’t mean to say the entire infrastructure of nursing is falling about and that it is populated by unfeeling psychopaths, which is, frankly, the implication sometimes.

I look like Julian Clary on steroids.

Men are fantastic - as a concept.

Let's face it: I am not a professional runner.

Everyone in comedy thinks if you go to the U.S. you become a global star but, unfortunately, I've always been a bit anti-American - so I never did.