Does anyone really go into nursing intending to be apathetic, cold and removed from suffering? I find that very difficult to believe.

Having children is fab. They keep me young and make me get up in the morning.

I was always being called upon to be an honorary boy alongside my brothers. I don't think I'd be a comic now if it hadn't been for that.

There's something people do to you when they bully you that makes you feel like you're on your own. But don't keep things inside, it's really damaging if you do.

If I am totally honest, I would have to say that ''Allo 'Allo!' was not my cup of tea, even though lots of people loved it. For that reason, I find comedy fascinating. There is a huge difference between what people find funny.

You know it's time for a New Year's resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, "One at a time, please.

There are lots of people who believe that caricature of me the tabloids created, so they think they don't like me.