Even nice things don't make you happy when you're tired.

I've been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples.

I have friends who vote Tory, and I'm appalled, but that's not to say they're not great people in so many other ways.

I swam at school a lot. Long-distance swimming in pools, and diving, then when we moved to Hastings when I was 13 I used to swim in the sea all the time; I loved it out of season and when it was rough.

I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are very hard to organise but yes, I've known Doon for years and John as well but I hadn't met Will before, and he turned out to be a good laugh.

I think my comedy, the put-downs I do to hecklers, are the accumulated bitterness of years of people feeling that it's perfectly acceptable to make a comment on your appearance when they don't even know you.

When I was a nurse I never had much money, and I was still happy then.