I think it's really important to be kind, especially to people whose lives are grim - I try hard to cheer people up in as many ways as I can - if all else fails - I tell 'em a joke!

I think the key attributes for a good speaker are someone that's articulate and someone that puts a fair amount of humour into what they do.

Whatever situation you are in, that is what is normal for you.

I believe that if your brain has to get to grips with complicated words, then you won't get Alzheimer's. I'm sure it's not true, but I do believe it.

I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.

I cannot abide anyone treating another human being like a piece of dirt, whatever the context.

An overweight guy went to the doctor who advised him to try a keep fit DVD. But the guy said he couldn't be bothered. “Well” suggested the doctor, “try something that leaves you a little short of breath.” So the buy took up smoking.