There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it's something to do with the social structure of society.

When you cry, you don't look very attractive; you look snotty and blotchy. People seem to manage to cry quite prettily these days, and to me, that smacks of not being very genuine.

You don't really see ugly people that are old, or a bit grotty and smelly, in the media. If a Martian came down, they would think we were all tall, thin, attractive and wealthy.

When I was a nurse my favourite assignment was the anorexic ward. I sometimes ate as many as seventeen dinners

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.

As the Tories know, the problem with setting yourself up as a shining example for others to follow is that when you get caught out, that proverbial substance really hits the fan.