I've never trained as an actor. I've always thought I'm not a good actor. I've been told I'm not a good actor by a lot of people.

Even when I wasn't overweight I was never one of those girls or women who wanted to look nice. I always thought it wasn't important.

An overweight guy went to the doctor who advised him to try a keep fit DVD. But the guy said he couldn't be bothered. “Well” suggested the doctor, “try something that leaves you a little short of breath.” So the buy took up smoking.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

Madness isn't altogether a bad thing in comedy.

I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing it for a lot of people.

There's a general sense that women are more relaxed and less defensive in comedy than they used to be. I think it's easier than it was but underlying it all there is still a pretty sexist view of women on stage, which to me hasn't changed that much.