If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.
Jo BrandI'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it.
Jo BrandAnd I also felt that no one in an audience could abuse me worse than the sort of abuse I had had at work as a psychiatric nurse.
Jo Brand