Punk allowed women to stop looking feminine. Oh, the relief.

I've seen a lot of women give up after they've had three or four bad gigs in a row. It's very difficult to learn not to take nasty heckles personally.

I am a hip-hop artist, as you probably know. My hip-hop name is Big Smalls.

When I was a nurse my favourite assignment was the anorexic ward. I sometimes ate as many as seventeen dinners

I thought I was funny as a kid.

A good culture in a hospital can absorb and manage a few bad nurses, but once the culture becomes bad in itself, bad nursing practice is much harder to hide.

Everyone in comedy thinks if you go to the U.S. you become a global star but, unfortunately, I've always been a bit anti-American - so I never did.