A good culture in a hospital can absorb and manage a few bad nurses, but once the culture becomes bad in itself, bad nursing practice is much harder to hide.

I'm a real Kentish maid, you know.

I don't like doing stand-up, because I don't like standing up.

Let's face it: I am not a professional runner.

The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.

Christians have always been fodder for comedians who have tended to portray them as anoraks - slightly clammy, beatifically smiley dullards with barely a personality between them.

My mum taught me to knit when I was a child, and I turn to it, for some weird reason, when I'm feeling depressed.