I buy smoked mackerel in a vain attempt at being healthy. I do actually really like it, and you don't have to cook it, which is handy.

I'd love to live in Kent but it's all a question of work.

It's actually very hard when you're settled in one place to completely uproot yourself and go.

I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't.

The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.

I've seen a lot of women give up after they've had three or four bad gigs in a row. It's very difficult to learn not to take nasty heckles personally.

To me, a politician's job is to listen to constituents' problems and try to sort them out.