I used to get a lot of people saying 'Oh, you are such a lucky granny.' But the fact of the matter is you can be a grandma at 35 these days.

There have been some very extreme hecklers in audiences whose bile was so hateful and so meant that it would be a bit frightening to think that all I'm doing is jokes and yet someone hates me that much.

Most of us manage the fateful things that happen in our lives the best we can, certainly not to a Stalin-like 20-year plan.

Having children is fab. They keep me young and make me get up in the morning.

I've no interest in fashion, shoes, handbags, or sweaty shopping.

I've always liked to think I could do anything I wished as well as - if not better than - a man. But I wasn't very good at rally driving.

One thing Christians do have in common is that they can't help coming across as smug.