If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.

I am a hip-hop artist, as you probably know. My hip-hop name is Big Smalls.

I believe that if your brain has to get to grips with complicated words, then you won't get Alzheimer's. I'm sure it's not true, but I do believe it.

The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife.

I'm not really a churchy person, although I do think Jesus was a good bloke.

I just don't like travelling very much.

I do say no to lots of things, actually! I know it doesn't look like it. But I have a tendency to a) be rubbish at saying no, and b) be pushed by some kind of Protestant work ethic.