I'm just trying to spread the word and upturn the myth that actually you should be resting after cancer treatment. You shouldn't; you should be getting out and doing any kind of exercise you can. You don't have to run a marathon, but you just have to up your activity levels.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon?

I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.

I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it.

Madness isn't altogether a bad thing in comedy.

The problem with comedy audiences - it's like the Coliseum - when they see someone struggling, they don't feel altruistic towards them. They feel slightly repulsed by it.