Mom put dense cheddar bread into a bag for a man who said this was his wife's favorite - he'd driven all the way from New Jersey to buy it because today was their anniversary. Several women in the store jabbed their husbands on hearing this. I hung my head - Peter Terris wouldn't cross the street to buy me a Twinkie.
Joan BauerIf you worry about every little thing you're going to have one thoroughly miserable life.
Joan BauerWill we have bodyguards?" "We're not quite set up for that. But with all these mothers, you don't need them.
Joan Bauer