Box-office poison? Mr. Louis B. Mayer always asserted that the studio had built Stage 22, Stage 24 and the Irving Thalberg Building, brick by brick, from the income on my pictures.

If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.

It is my intention to make no provision herein for my son Christopher or my daughter Christina for reasons which are well known to them.

Nobody can imitate me. You can always see impersonations of Katharine Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe. But not me. Because I've always drawn on myself only.

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I had always known what I wanted, and that was beauty... in every form... a beautiful house, beautiful man, a beautiful life and image. I was ambitious to get the money which would attain all that for me.

I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.