Sure, I'd play an ape if they asked me. Maurice Evans did.

[To the mother of two unruly children in a restaurant after the woman said she really didn't know what to do with her children:] Have you tried infanticide?

Dammit, don't you dare ask God to help me!

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave.

Then there's that 'You're only as old as you feel' business, which is true to a point, but you can't be Shirley Temple on the Good Ship Lollipop forever. Sooner or later, dammit, you're old.

Life deals from the bottom, sometimes, doesn't it?

Make your wardrobe as versatile as an actress. It should be able to play many roles.