Then there's that 'You're only as old as you feel' business, which is true to a point, but you can't be Shirley Temple on the Good Ship Lollipop forever. Sooner or later, dammit, you're old.

Not that anyone cares, but there's a right and wrong way to clean a house.

When television killed comedy and love stories, the movie makers went in slugging. They offered the downbeat, the degenerate as competition. This seems to me to be a sad campaign for Hollywood to use to combat box office disaster.

Hollywood is like life, you face it with the sum total of your equipment.

[To the mother of two unruly children in a restaurant after the woman said she really didn't know what to do with her children:] Have you tried infanticide?

Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter their faces are?

I think that the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser.