Then there's that 'You're only as old as you feel' business, which is true to a point, but you can't be Shirley Temple on the Good Ship Lollipop forever. Sooner or later, dammit, you're old.

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave.

When television killed comedy and love stories, the movie makers went in slugging. They offered the downbeat, the degenerate as competition. This seems to me to be a sad campaign for Hollywood to use to combat box office disaster.

I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.

Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party.

Send me flowers while I'm alive. They won't do me a damn bit of good after I'm dead.

Sensitive husbands don't like second billing.