When television killed comedy and love stories, the movie makers went in slugging. They offered the downbeat, the degenerate as competition. This seems to me to be a sad campaign for Hollywood to use to combat box office disaster.

My God, I'm four hundred years old and the most I can do is look three hundred.

If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?

Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are

I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.

If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.

I was born in front of a camera and really don't know anything else