When television killed comedy and love stories, the movie makers went in slugging. They offered the downbeat, the degenerate as competition. This seems to me to be a sad campaign for Hollywood to use to combat box office disaster.

It is my intention to make no provision herein for my son Christopher or my daughter Christina for reasons which are well known to them.

Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.

There was a saying around MGM: "Norma Shearer got the productions, Greta Garbo supplied the art, and Joan Crawford made the money to pay for both".

1. Find your own style and have the courage to stick to it. 2. Choose your clothes for your way of life. 3. Make your wardrobe as versatile as an actress. It should be able to play many roles. 4. Find your happiest colours - the ones that make you feel good. 5. Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are!