There's nothing wrong with my tits, but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces!

You know the troubles I've had with my two older children. I can't understand why it turned out so badly. I tried to give them everything. I loved them and tried to keep them near me, even when they didn't return my love. Well, I couldn't make them love me, but they could have shown some respect. I couldn't insist on love, but I could insist on respect.

I absolutely will not allow anyone to call me grandmother. They can call me Auntie Joan, Dee-Dee, Cho-Cho, anything but grandmother. It pushes a woman almost to the grave.

Hollywood is like life, you face it with the sum total of your equipment.

Not that anyone cares, but there's a right and wrong way to clean a house.

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.

Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are