Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are

Sure, I'd play an ape if they asked me. Maurice Evans did.

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Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.

Then there's that 'You're only as old as you feel' business, which is true to a point, but you can't be Shirley Temple on the Good Ship Lollipop forever. Sooner or later, dammit, you're old.

I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.

I was born in front of a camera and really don't know anything else