Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are

When television killed comedy and love stories, the movie makers went in slugging. They offered the downbeat, the degenerate as competition. This seems to me to be a sad campaign for Hollywood to use to combat box office disaster.

Check out the very best of Hollywood jokes that will make you laugh

Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party.

I used to wash my hands every ten minutes. I couldn't step out of the house unless I had gloves on. I wouldn't smoke a cigarette unless I opened the pack myself, and I would never use another cigarette out of that pack if someone else had touched it.

I was a strict disciplinarian, perhaps too strict at times, but my God, without discipline what is life?

I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.