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Then there's that 'You're only as old as you feel' business, which is true to a point, but you can't be Shirley Temple on the Good Ship Lollipop forever. Sooner or later, dammit, you're old.

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

I'd like to think every director I've worked with has fallen in love with me, I know Dorothy Arzner did.

Be afraid of nothing.

There was a saying around MGM: "Norma Shearer got the productions, Greta Garbo supplied the art, and Joan Crawford made the money to pay for both".