Check out the very best of Hollywood jokes that will make you laugh

Make your wardrobe as versatile as an actress. It should be able to play many roles.

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.

If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?

Choose your clothes for your way of life.

Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.

I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.