There was a saying around MGM: "Norma Shearer got the productions, Greta Garbo supplied the art, and Joan Crawford made the money to pay for both".

There was a saying around MGM: "Norma Shearer got the productions, Greta Garbo supplied the art, and Joan Crawford made the money to pay for both".

If I can't be me, I don't want to be anybody. I was born that way.

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.

I used to wash my hands every ten minutes. I couldn't step out of the house unless I had gloves on. I wouldn't smoke a cigarette unless I opened the pack myself, and I would never use another cigarette out of that pack if someone else had touched it.

Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.

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