You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.
If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."
Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.
Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.
Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.
A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.