Faith is like a kernel of wheat.

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.

I love Martin Scorsese, but there's another indication of what The Oscars are all about. They've ignored Martin Scorsese for going on 35 years now, and I wouldn't be surprised if they passed him over again. He'll get one of The Oscars they give you at the end of your life because they feel guilty for never giving you an Oscar.