You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.
The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.
Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.
Faith is like a kernel of wheat.
I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?
A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.