The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running.
Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street!
You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.
Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.
Don't tell me you can pitch...pitch. Don't tell me you can sell...sell.
Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun