I went through baseball as a player to be named later.

I went through baseball as a player to be named later.

Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray.

Don't tell me you can pitch...pitch. Don't tell me you can sell...sell.

He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve.

I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.

Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street!