He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve.
Don't tell me you can pitch...pitch. Don't tell me you can sell...sell.
There is no defense against the base on balls.
I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.
Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.
One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.