Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.
He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve.
Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun
Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.
Don't tell me you can pitch...pitch. Don't tell me you can sell...sell.
You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.