Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street!

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray.

Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street!

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.

I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.