A good sign that an army has been around too long is that it starts getting top-heavy with officers.
Joe Haldeman[Spielberg and I] had a disagreement over what God was....He thought God was Stephen Spielberg, but that thought had never occurred to me.
Joe HaldemanDoctors don’t seem to realize that most of us are perfectly content not having to visualize ourselves as animated bags of skin filled with obscene glop.
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