You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.
With madness, as with vomit, it's the passerby who receives the inconvenience.
Reading isn't an occupation we encourage among police officers. We try to keep the paperwork down to a minimum.
It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception.
Cleanse my heart... Give me the ability to rage correctly
Every luxury was lavished on you - atheism, breastfeeding, circumcision.