Civilizations have been founded and maintained on theories which refused to obey facts.
I'm too amused by the way people carry on to give in to despair.
You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.
The kind of people who always go on about whether a thing is in good taste invariably have very bad taste.
Every luxury was lavished on you - atheism, breastfeeding, circumcision.
With madness, as with vomit, it's the passerby who receives the inconvenience.