With madness, as with vomit, it's the passerby who receives the inconvenience.

It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception.

Policemen, like red squirrels, must be protected.

Cleanse my heart... Give me the ability to rage correctly

You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.

Every luxury was lavished on you - atheism, breastfeeding, circumcision.

Civilizations have been founded and maintained on theories which refused to obey facts.