You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.
Every luxury was lavished on you - atheism, breastfeeding, circumcision.
Cleanse my heart... Give me the ability to rage correctly
It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception.
With madness, as with vomit, it's the passerby who receives the inconvenience.
Civilizations have been founded and maintained on theories which refused to obey facts.