Cleanse my heart... Give me the ability to rage correctly
Reading isn't an occupation we encourage among police officers. We try to keep the paperwork down to a minimum.
You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.
People think I write fantasy, but I don't; some things may be exaggerated or distorted in the same way that painters distort and alter things, but they're realistic figures. They're perfectly recognisable.
It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception.
The kind of people who always go on about whether a thing is in good taste invariably have very bad taste.