My father loved me so much that he did not want me to be a laborer or anything. I dont know if its the right thing to do - push your kids into something and then stay on them until they do it. Let them pick what they want to do.

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.