You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.