People no longer write letters. Lacking the leisure, and, for the most part, the ability, they dictate dispatches, and scribble messages. When you are in the humor, you should take a peep at some of the letters written by people who lived long ago.
I am in the prime of my senility.
Lazy fokes's stummucks don't git tired.
Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck.
Jay-bird don't rob his own nes'.
Please don't throw me in dat briar patch!