Please don't throw me in dat briar patch!
Write about what you know and care deeply about. When one puts one's self on paper - that is what is called good writing.
I am in the prime of my senility.
Jay-bird don't rob his own nes'.
Lazy fokes's stummucks don't git tired.
People no longer write letters. Lacking the leisure, and, for the most part, the ability, they dictate dispatches, and scribble messages. When you are in the humor, you should take a peep at some of the letters written by people who lived long ago.