I am in the prime of my senility.
Please don't throw me in dat briar patch!
People no longer write letters. Lacking the leisure, and, for the most part, the ability, they dictate dispatches, and scribble messages. When you are in the humor, you should take a peep at some of the letters written by people who lived long ago.
Lazy fokes's stummucks don't git tired.
Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck.
Jay-bird don't rob his own nes'.