People no longer write letters. Lacking the leisure, and, for the most part, the ability, they dictate dispatches, and scribble messages. When you are in the humor, you should take a peep at some of the letters written by people who lived long ago.
Jay-bird don't rob his own nes'.
I am in the prime of my senility.
Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck.
Lazy fokes's stummucks don't git tired.
Please don't throw me in dat briar patch!