Write about what you know and care deeply about. When one puts one's self on paper - that is what is called good writing.

I am in the prime of my senility.

Write about what you know and care deeply about. When one puts one's self on paper - that is what is called good writing.

Please don't throw me in dat briar patch!

Jay-bird don't rob his own nes'.

Lazy fokes's stummucks don't git tired.

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck.