It really is great. Especially having people who we make fun every week come on and poke fun at themselves is really cool, I love that. No reality star has been mad at me yet for making fun of them. I'm sure that one day soon though, someone is going to take a swing at me.

Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.

I'm very happy and being raised Catholic I assume it will end tomorrow. The rug will be pulled out from under me and someone will say, now go to your real job, shoveling poop somewhere.

If you become famous and you start making money, then people want to give you things. It's the exact opposite of how it's supposed to be.

Well, that would be a title [the busiest guy in Hollywood] still reserved for Ryan Seacrest. I have one assistant; he has about nine. I don't have a food taster yet, I don't have a fluffer either. But, yes there are some days when I don't know if I am coming or going.

My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.

You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.