Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly and Sean Hannity are the Mount Rushmore of keeping old people angry.

My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.

I used humor as survival, as a weapon and as comfort.

It's pretty difficult to promote something the week after Christmas and the week before New Year's.

I've always been very opinionated, for lack of a better term, about art. Not to sound too arrogant, but I guess I'm a connoisseur of telling people what I think is good and bad.

I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.