Well, that would be a title [the busiest guy in Hollywood] still reserved for Ryan Seacrest. I have one assistant; he has about nine. I don't have a food taster yet, I don't have a fluffer either. But, yes there are some days when I don't know if I am coming or going.
Joel McHaleIt's pretty difficult to promote something the week after Christmas and the week before New Year's.
Joel McHaleYou have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.
Joel McHaleI wanted to play football and see how that went. In my mind, I knew I wasn't good enough to be a pro, but I was having a really fun time doing it. When you're on a college team, you can tell who's going to be a pro or not almost instantly.
Joel McHaleWhat would be a perfect day for me? I'd like to fly the Millennium Falcon to a small cafรฉ outside of Vienna, and there's a PlayStation 3 or an XBox set up there. The family is there, and there would be brand new Star Wars Lego sets so my seven-year-old and four-year-old would be the happiest people on earth. My wife could get a massage and manicure/pedicure. Oh, and pork is being fed to us all day.
Joel McHale