Not having a schedule is OK if it's your PhD and you plan to spend 14 years on the thing, or if you're a programmer working on the next Duke Nukem and we'll ship when we're good and ready. But for almost any kind of real business, you just have to know how long things are going to take, because developing a product costs money.
Joel SpolskyIf you are a programmer working in 2006 and you donโt know the basics of characters, character sets, encodings, and Unicode, and I catch you, Iโm going to punish you by making you peel onions for six months in a submarine.
Joel SpolskyWatching nonprogrammers trying to run software companies is like watching someone who doesnโt know how to surf trying to surf. Even if he has great advisers standing on the shore telling him what to do, he still falls off the board again and again.
Joel SpolskyLife is a bit hard sometimes, and sometimes you have to step up and fight fights that you never signed up for.
Joel SpolskyUsability is not everything. If usability engineers designed a nightclub, it would be clean, quiet, brightly lit, with lots of places to sit down, plenty of bartenders, menus written in 18-point sans-serif, and easy-to-find bathrooms. But nobody would be there. They would all be down the street at Coyote Ugly pouring beer on each other.
Joel Spolsky