Happiness is not a house where you can live. (But it is a house you can build.)

When I played doctor I played to win.

I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.

There's a romance to danger. There's a romance to drinking, to drugs, to petty crime and to heartbreak and loneliness. All of those things can be used to make the story of our lives better.

Well, it's possible to be mentally ill and rational.

When the end comes, I hope it’s as strange as that. I hope that the sky tears open and the world is washed with colors that we’ve never seen before.