There are plenty of fish in the sea, if I run out of women.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.
Kissing girls is easy, like breaking windows.
I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back.
Listening to music that I hate calms me down.
When I played doctor I played to win.