If we couldn't carry our dead inside us, we would be empty.

There's a romance to danger. There's a romance to drinking, to drugs, to petty crime and to heartbreak and loneliness. All of those things can be used to make the story of our lives better.

Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Satellite images, maps and blueprints of the whole world, of every city. We could look it up and know what's there in someone else's words. Or we could get wicked drunk and just go.

I don't fall in love very easily. It takes a long time, and then, when I have fallen in love, I'm still not sure. I'm suspicious of myself. What if tomorrow I don't feel the same? I have to wait, to be sure. And I wait and wait.

I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, if I run out of women.