If we couldn't carry our dead inside us, we would be empty.

I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.

Kissing girls is easy, like breaking windows.

I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.

Being in love is totally punk rock.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.

We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane or a burning building. I'd rather die terrified than live forever.