A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
For women in their 30s, it's so hard to get good parts.
Education is wonderful - it helps you worry about things all over the world.
My life isn't that dramatic. My dad really loves me, he just can't talk on the phone. He's too crippled and shy, and that's almost harder. He's there and he loves me, and I try and try and try, it's just impossible to have a relationship.
My relationship with my father is pretty non-existent.
The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.