A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
It's not like you can wake up and realize, 'Oh, I want intimacy,' and then it happens that day.
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
It just gets frustrating playing the girlfriend, It's just this awful feeling, sitting in your house, waiting for a script to come. I like to be more proactive.
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.