A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.
My relationship with my father is pretty non-existent.
Education is wonderful - it helps you worry about things all over the world.
I was never one of those people who thought, 'What I really want to do is direct.' It never occurred to me.