It just gets frustrating playing the girlfriend, It's just this awful feeling, sitting in your house, waiting for a script to come. I like to be more proactive.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.

A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children.

'Chasing Amy' was an amazing role, but then after that, I went and did 'Big Daddy' and you're the girlfriend or you're the best friend. I wasn't getting the Nicole Kidman roles.

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.

My relationship with my father is pretty non-existent.