The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.
No one was jumping up and saying, 'Yeah, let me give you money.' I had never held a camera in my hand - a home video camera, nothing. I had not directed.
I was never one of those people who thought, 'What I really want to do is direct.' It never occurred to me.
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
Stay with me; I want to be alone
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.